JAPANESE
HUNTING LICENSE
Season Now Open -- For the Duration
ISSUED: Dec. 7, 1941
FEE: Loyalty to American Ideals.
BOUNTY: Gratitude of 130,000,000 True Americans
This is to Certify That Franklin Delano Roosevelt IS ENTITLED TO HUNT THE JAPANESE RAT, and is hereby warned to exercise extreme caution in approaching this savage beast: it is a vicious animal and strikes from behind without warning.
This animal has the characteristics of a skunk in appearance and odor, but has an appetite for women and children instead of small fowls. Look for they yellow stripe down its back.
In shooting this stinkin' skunk, aim at its stomach, since it has lots of GUTS, but no heart or brains.
Issued by
Game Warden Uncle Sam
Clerk Hari Kari
This license expires soon, we hope.
REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR. KEEP 'EM DYING
Dear President:
I am sure that you did not wait for this Inclosed Hunting License to proceed with you plan of exterminating the Japs.
Yours truly,
Al Morris
P.S. Keep up the good work.
Jap Hunting Season Opened Dec. 7th
JAP Hunting Licence
(No Closed Season)
BAG LIMIT "TOKYO"
You Sign: ____________
Issued by WILLIAM J. MURPHY, Leadville, Colorado
Ammunition furnished by "Uncle Sam"